AISubs v3.7
- Hi, I'm Taito. - I'm Shibata.
- I'm Ryozo. - I'm Shunson.
- I'm Ryozo. - I'm Shime.
We, the 10 of us, have done a lot of things with our own hands.
We've twisted and played with things so they're not normal.
But I think it's better not to twist these straight things.
So I'd like to do this battle on purpose.
If you're sick, you can't do it!
Health battle!
[HEALTH BATTLE]
- He's twisting, he's twisting. - Twisting?
Health and battle are different.
- "If you're sick, you can't do it!" - "If you're sick, you can't do it!"
I know what you're trying to say.
But we've done a lot of things.
We've put a lot of pressure on our organs.
We've lived a completely different life.
We live in a weird way.
So even if there's something wrong, it's not weird.
- We're worried. - We're very worried.
- The 6 of us are worried. - Yes.
But we've been running for 10 years.
- Even if we're saving something for everyone, it's not weird. - That's true.
I think it's about time we open up the bomb we've been fighting for 10 years.
- It's a good opportunity. - Yeah.
- So we're going to do a human dog. - A human dog!
We've said we wanted to do it, but we haven't done it properly.
So we've decided to do it in a way that most people don't know about.
We've actually had a doctor come from a hospital who did it for us.
- A human dog can do that? - No, I'm just saying...
It's not like everyone will come.
- Thank you for having us! - Thank you for having us!
I'm Kondo of the Toyota Regional Medical Center. Thank you for having me!
I'm Takahashi of the same Toyota Regional Medical Center. Thank you for having me!
- Why are you wearing white clothes? - I'm scared!
- I'm scared of white clothes. - I'm scared of white clothes.
I have something I want to ask you first.
Do you have any patients who've said "it's cancer" before you said "it's cancer"?
- It's not my experience. - Please decide that for us today.
- We might be able to ask you for the first time. - We might be able to ask you for the first time.
- We might not be able to ask you. - We might not be able to ask you.
I'll say this as a battle.
- We've assigned you a ranking. - Yes, yes.
- Like a general health ranking. - Yes, yes.
You'll announce it from 5th place in order.
The last one, the best one and the worst one will remain.
- The last one, the best one and the worst one will remain. - Scary!
- If I came in 5th place earlier... - That would be scary!
- Be careful! - I'm already thinking I'm 6th place.
- Well, it's like... - Yes, yes.
- There's alcohol and stuff like that. - Yes, yes.
- If I came in 5th place, I'd definitely be 6th place. - No, you wouldn't!
- It's like, is our appearance and diet really going to be like this? - Yes, yes.
From now on, we might...
- Our smiles might disappear. - Yes, yes.
- We'll show you what we looked like on the day of the test. - Yes, yes.
- We, who have been poisoned by human poison, looked like this. - Yes, yes.
- Wow, amazing! - We're poisoned!
- Is there a voice inside? - I can hear all of this.
- I'm sorry, but you only have one month left. - Huh?!
- Oh, wow, wow, wow! - Wow, wow!
- It's like laser news. - It's like a cloud.
- What's this? - You're right.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
- Okay, let's get out of here. - Ah, nice to meet you.
- I love bugs. - Why?
- I like being touched a bit. - Hey, hey!
- We're being posessioned now, you know? - Take us out of here!
- There's nothing in this place! - I'm ashamed and want to pee.
- There's nothing in here. - Well, if it's seen by other people...
- I think it doesn't come out of here. I wish you'd just stop filming.
It's coming out a lot.
Is it okay like this?
It's coming out a lot.
I just finished my inspection.
I put it on the shelf.
I don't think it's good for other people to see it.
It was full of iron.
In two minutes,
I'll put up a window showing up.
I'll judge how many windows there are and whether the content of the story is correct.
Let's start.
It's easy, so please tell me what you're talking about.
I found a black bag that my grandmother had been missing.
It was torn, so I thought I didn't need it.
Is that what you're talking about?
Thank you for your hard work.
Could you tell me what you're talking about?
I used to live in Asakusa in the past.
I used to do housework for people in the city and lived there.
One day, I found a black vase and said, "Oh, it's a vase."
Number seven.
Eight.
Nine.
Below.
Below?
It's a test that the wind will come out, so it's like blinking.
Oh, I know what you're talking about.
I'll go to the other side.
Put your chin up, please.
Like a green light.
I'll blink.
Breathe in and breathe out at once.
Breathe out if you can't breathe in.
Okay.
Thank you for your hard work.
I feel sorry for you.
Let's get started.
Thank you for your hard work.
I didn't prepare for this at all.
It's my first time doing this.
The most important thing is not to spit out your mouth.
I'll put my mouth in and spit it out first.
I'll take it.
Don't spit it out.
Absolutely!
I'll pass it on to you.
Please wait in this position.
I can't speak.
Drink it in that position.
Would you like me to drink one more sip?
Please don't move when you drink it.
That's great!
Stay in that position.
The contents are moving more and more.
Please look up.
Look up at the ceiling.
Turn around.
Please stand up.
Look up from your right hand side.
Look straight ahead.
Thank you for your hard work.
The contents are moving more and more.
It's harder than I thought.
The contents are moving more and more.
It's harder than I thought.
I was surprised.
It's cool.
I haven't become a human being yet.
Let's buy MRI.
Let's buy it.
I thought you were going to develop it.
I'm going to study English.
Study English?
Let's buy MRI.
I won't buy it.
I'm tired of it.
The contents are moving more and more.
It's hard to take it off.
The trend of barium is amazing.
It's moving around.
We might be able to buy it today.
Let's buy it.
I'm scared.
Let's buy it.
Please announce the 5th place.
The 5th place is...
Toshimitsu-san.
- Toshimitsu-san is 5th?! - Toshimitsu-san is 5th?!
- Calm down! - He's in good health.
- He's surprisingly low. - I'm 5th in health right now.
- Toshimitsu-san is 5th?! - Toshimitsu-san is 5th?!
- Oh, 5th means low? - Yeah.
- I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't know the meaning of "reaction." - It's a shock.
- Let's all say Toshimitsu-san's information together.
- On one side it's "a" more than "g." - I'm "b," but this is "g."
- On one side it's "a" more than "g." - If you use the passive skill, he can be useful for a long time.
- One thing he could mean is "breast." - One thing he could mean is "breast."
- It says in the comments section where it's tests your fibers syndrome. - It says in the comments section where it's tests your fibers syndrome.
- "g" is a bad thing. You know, 내 Wesleyen Auch document's self defense rule.
- No way that's believable. - I know how allergies are.
- Is it "g"? - Yes, it is.
Can I ask you about it in detail?
It's about how popular it is...
I'm sorry, but you're exaggerating it too much.
It's better to say it, isn't it?
We've already picked up from where you don't think you're sick.
It says you should get a health check.
That's where we're giving you A, B, C, D, E, F, and so on.
Mr. Toshimi, you have two Gs, don't you?
Me and you?
The first page is "i".
A lot of people have different names for "i".
Especially "pirorikin".
Some people are suspicious of "i".
Some people say "i" can cause cancer, too.
So, please get a health check.
"i" can cause cancer, too.
What about the other "g"?
Mr. Toshimi, is it really...
What do you think it is?
Are you serious?
It's "goi".
On the other hand, the other "g" was really good.
It's "goi".
It says you should get a health check for "a", "b", and "c".
There are two "g"s.
It's a little different from this page.
It's "goi".
There are other "g"s.
Other "g"s?
It's "ethol" mRNA test.
I got it.
There is a possibility that there are some kind of creatures in your brain.
It's been there since you were little.
It's not particularly bad.
So, it's either bad or good.
Maybe it's less likely than you think.
It's intense.
It's intense and "goi".
It's "yantate".
It's less likely than you think.
It's okay for an electrical pallet.
It's okay for "goi" to be flowing.
"goi" is scary, isn't it?
It's scary.
"goi" and "heart" are scary.
It's scary all of a sudden.
I'm not sure if I can say this.
I didn't see the "kanahiroi" test.
I was relieved that "kanahiroi" test was low.
"kanahiroi" test was interesting.
It was difficult.
How about "kanahiroi"?
It's 34 points out of 60 points.
It's 42.4 points on average.
Is it slow?
I don't know if it's because of the main thing.
It's a little lower than average.
Is "kanahiro" a surgery?
I haven't thought about it yet.
I'm looking for health.
I'm trying to tell you in detail.
At the end, everyone clapped.
"kanahiro" is the worst.
"kanahiro" is scary.
If it's a normal health examination, it won't be accepted.
"kanahiro" is scary.
If there is an abnormality in "kanahiro" test, I don't know the rules.
I'm convinced.
I don't know if it's because of "kanahiro".
If it's a video up to now, I can't laugh at all.
I stopped laughing.
Everyone said "kanahiro" is stupid.
"kanahiro" has a main thing in "kanahiro".
Is there a reason for "kanahiro" to be stupid?
I don't think so.
I don't know why I said "kanahiro" is stupid.
We have an anesthetic of "kushiou" and stomach abnormality...
Let's check it out!
Let's go.
It's heavy!
It's so heavy!
Is this video serious?
I'm done.
It's good that we know it now.
We've got an allergy.
You have a bad tongue.
You have a head and a stomach and you have a bad tongue.
We don't need the song.
Isn't it amazing?
[4th Place]
The rankings will go up from now on,
so I think it's better for you to be called out quickly.
- Yes. - Then, 4th place, please.
4th place is...
Yumemaru-san.
- Wow! - Yumemaru-san!
Yumemaru-san is next!
- This is bad. - What is this?
- This is class A. - Class A.
If Yumemaru-san was 6th place, I'd be relieved.
- That's right. - That's right.
- I'll flip the first page. - Yes.
- Ta-da! - There's a lot of A's.
- There's no C's! - There's no C's!
How about this?
Yumemaru-san didn't have a C,
- but there was a 6th place C, - Yes.
- so you're in 9th place. - Yes, yes, yes.
I'm a little worried about your obesity.
- Well, it's part of life. - It's part of life.
- It looks like it. - Yes, it looks like it.
Since you're obese,
I'd like you to take care of your diet and other things.
- I'll transform. - I'll transform.
There are so many C's,
but are they all like that?
- Obesity-type? - Obesity-type?
- So you're really obese? - You're really just obese.
If you lose weight, you become really healthy?
- Your life is really healthy! - What do you mean?
- But there's no C's. - There's no C's.
- But 4th place is pretty... - Right?
- It's pretty popular. - It is.
- Then I'm ready whenever you call me. - Yumemaru...
- It looks like it. - It really does.
- I'm sorry. - No, it's not.
- I'm not sorry. - No, it's not.
- Let's just say who's in 6th place. - Yeah.
It's probably fate.
- 3rd place, please. - Okay.
- 3rd place, but we're a little late. - Oh, we're late.
- We're 2nd place. - We're good here. - We're good here!
- We're good here. - We're good here. - We're good here.
- We're 1st place, but we're 2nd place. - Wow!
- The 1st and 2nd place are...
- Shibayu and... - Yay!
- Stay healthy! - Stay healthy!
- 80% chance of winning. - I'm about to cry!
- Okay, let's start with Ryo. - Yes.
- I eat a lot and have a lot of "a"s. - Oh!
- Huh?
- There's a value called "bilimin" and I get "dab" a lot.
- "Kankiro". - That's right, "kankiro".
- Why do you have "kankiro" even though you don't drink alcohol? - What do you mean?
- There are quite a few people who are born with "kankiro", so I'm not sure if it's really abnormal.
- We don't know for sure just this one time, so... - I see.
- I think this is the best one you can look up.
- Which one is the last one? - This one is the last one.
- Ah, I'm glad! - Ah, I'm glad!
- Seriously, there's only A's.
- In worst-case scenarios, what could cause a cold or fever?
- In worst-case scenarios, like when you're in a high-altitude village,
- there's a stone, and for example, if you get stuck or something like that, you'll get fever.
- If you get stuck, you'll start to feel pain and you'll have a fever.
- Today, I can handle pain and stuff like that, so...
- Even if you don't get sick? - No, no, it's fine.
- It's fine. - You can do this, too.
- Yeah, like, you can't go under 30 degrees or something like that.
- I don't want to see it at all, so it's healthy.
- Ah, so you want to eat it, Ryo-san?
- Shrimp? - Shrimp. - Shrimp? - Shrimp.
- Ah, I can eat it, I can eat it.
- There's also "danny house dust" and you can eat gokiburi, too.
- You're lying. - You can eat gokiburi, too.
- That's too bad. - You can't officially say you're allergic or anything like that.
- I just opened up the first page and looked at it.
- Liver? - Liver?
- Because it's far away. - Vinyl bin? - Vinyl bin.
- Is it the same thing? - The same thing?
- Yes. - Pancreas.
- What? - Wow!
- What is that? - Wow!
- Is it a kidney? - Kidney?
- It's a little further up in the urethra. - Okay.
- There's a way for men to get their pee out. - Okay.
- It's under there. - Okay.
- And in between... In the middle, you get your pee out. - Okay.
- But it's a little hard to get it out of there. - It's hard.
- I don't do anything like this with my pancreas. - Okay.
- Can we not say things like this? - Okay.
- To be honest, it's pretty surprising.
- We're young and we haven't seen anything like this. - Okay.
- I see. - It's a little scary.
- What does it look like?
- The highest and scariest thing is the pancreas. - Okay.
- It's better to know about the pancreas. - Okay.
- There's a thing called "pancreas circle". - Okay.
- It's said to cause inflammation.
- It's better to know about that. - Okay.
- The standard value is... - Okay.
- It's under 4.0, but it's amazing. It's 9.9.
- That's an inflammation prevention measure. - It's more than double.
- It's too little. - I want it to be like that.
- If it's too little, I'd be happy. - I'm not happy.
- There's a lot of bad things in there. - Okay.
- There's a lot of cedar. There's a lot of mushrooms. There's a lot of danishes.
- You can't eat it! - You can't eat cats and dogs.
- It's worse than I expected.
- You've seen it before. - You've seen it before. - Okay.
- Mmm! - I don't care about meat.
- Okay, stay healthy and be careful!
- Please do a re-examination!
- But you know, I feel like you're both pretty bad. - I get told "you're not healthy" the most by everyone.
- Well, it's the same for everyone, but everyone has too strong of an image of me. - I'm just a normal human being.
- Okay, please announce the winner! - Okay, the winner is...
[Which one is the healthiest?]
The 8th place goes to...
Tetsuya-san!
- The 1st place! - I'm so glad!
- The healthiest one out of 10! - I'm pretty surprised, though.
- Ta-da! - Oh, nothing.
- Yumemaru's least healthiest one. - The 2nd place.
- You're strong! - Red health, huh?
- You might be really healthy. - Red health.
- Tetsuya-san... - Yes?
There was a little bit of red blood cells mixed in with pee...
And there was also a little bit of "ck" in there...
- It's like a carbuncle. - So there was a little bit of "ck" in there...
Don't put it in your ears!
So there was a little bit of "ck" in there, and there were two "ck"s in there...
And that was it for the 1st place.
As for "ck", it's about 6 points higher than the 248th place...
So you don't have to worry about it that much...
And it might be because you worked out the next day...
So you might have that effect.
"ck"s might be higher when you go to a park or something...
But this one's also a little higher...
- So it's not that bad? - Yeah, it's not that bad.
- So you don't have to worry about it? - Yeah.
- So it's almost true? - Almost!
- No problem! - No problem!
- Tetsuya Yumemaru is the healthiest one. - That's for sure.
Yumemaru Tetsuya
- Isn't that surprising? - Yeah, it's surprising.
Kanahiroi
- Wow, "Kanahiroi" is strong! - Wow!
- 66 points! - You're a genius!
- That's fast! - That's strong!
- That's pretty good! - That's strong!
- So you don't have to worry about it that much... - Yeah, that's great.
- Thank you very much! - Alright, come and get it!
- You did a good job. - I'm used to it, you know...
- These kind of bad numbers... - How do you feel about it now that you're an adult?
Well, I've only done severe tests...
I don't feel like I have that many bad numbers right now...
- Ta-da! - Ta-da!
- Oh! - Yes!
- It's the same "i"! - Oh!
- It's "i"! - It's "i"!
That's right, there's one "e" and "g" in "mushi megane-san"...
- This is the same "g" and "i"... - It's the same "i" and "g" in "mushi megane-san"...
- Yes, it looks like the same image... - Yes, it looks like the same image...
So we asked you to take a closer look at it with a front camera...
- And that's how we came up with "g" and "i". - I see, I see...
- There's also "b" and "c" scattered around... - "b" and "c" are pretty good...
- So "b" is the blood pressure, right? - That's right...
- The blood pressure is usually 130 or less... - That's right, the blood pressure is usually 130 or less...
- So it's a little over 130... - That's right...
- So up until now, my blood pressure has been a little higher, around 120... - I see...
- So I've been thinking, "I guess I'm that kind of person"... - I see...
- But the people who came up to me said "are you okay? Aren't you nervous?" - I see...
- They came up to me like four times... - I see...
- "Who would be nervous in a place like this?!" - I see...
- But I didn't feel like "oh, this isn't good"... - I see...
- So "mushi megane-san" probably has "g" and "i"... - I see...
- And "b" and "c" are scattered around, so in total...
- I think it's "b" and "i"... - I see...
- Well, well, well... - To be honest...
- I feel like there's a lot of "please check again" and "please check again"
- I feel comfortable and my back feels like it's throbbing - I think there's a lot of "please check again" and "please check again"
- There's one thing that I'm worried about is that your brain may be a little thin in your brain lock - Oh, "please check again"
- So I think it's better for you to check again in the middle of it - Oh, "it may be easier for you to have a heart attack"
- Oh, that's right - Oh, that's scary
- I'm fine with it - Oh, I see...
- But I'm glad, because it's good for you to have a wide nose - Oh, I'm sorry!
- Yes, it's strong - You look young!
- Oh, you look fit!
- That's not true at all! - You don't look like you drink a lot of poison!
[Time's up!]
- So then... - Yeah? - Yes?!
- Overall, four of us were wrong!
- Ah, man... - As six men in their 30s...
What do you think? Is it good or bad?
It's a lot.
Is it good or bad?
There's a lot of reexamination.
Isn't there a lot of reexamination?
Well, I think there are about one in five people.
One in five people.
It's been a while since I've been there.
I see.
It's hard.
I see.
Reexamination continues from time to time until it's over.
As expected of this video, there are people after reexamination.
Reexamination?
Are you going to do it?
I have to ask you to go.
I don't know if it's good or bad.
My heart is pounding.
I'm going to end the video.
In fact, there are some tests that are easy to use.
I think it's best if you can take a look at it.
It's better if you can take a look at it.
I've told you a lot of things, so hurry up and watch the video.
You're right.
You don't have to say it.
On the contrary, I said it later on my sub-channel.
As a result of this video, people who are watching this video may not know which one it is.
I've been facing my body for a long time in my life.
I'd like you to go to the reexamination and report it on my sub-channel in the future.
I haven't reported it yet, so I'd like the viewers to watch it.
Shut up!
I'm in a hurry.
I'm worried about you, so please report it as soon as possible.
Okay.
Thank you very much for today, doctor.
Thank you very much.
Let's stay healthy and healthy tomorrow.
Yes.
Goodbye.
Thank you very much.